... in a functional and not emotionally or sexual way - sheesh! But if you asked me: "What kitchen appliance would you bring to a deserted island", it would be my bread baking machine.
It's just fantastic that you can just pour ingredients into a specially designed bucket, put the bucket in the machine, press two buttons, and 3 hours later, there's wheat bread with walnuts. Hot, tasty and ready for butter and cheesy goodness.
Only kitchen appliance that would be even cooler, is an ice cream machine. But then I'd have to steal the Ben & Jerry's recipy for Fossil Fuel or Chunky Monkey...rrraaahhh.