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4.20.2008

Stuff it where the sun don't shine...

I'm just back from a nice workout, followed by a trip to the tanning salon, where I noticed an add for various sun lotions. Especially one caught my attention. The description said something like: "For skin types 2-4 (and you're meant to refer to a chart here). Allows your skins pigmentation to absorb as much colour as nature allows."

- so in other words it's a product that allows nature to do what nature does? But doesn't nature do that anyways? When was the last time nature asked permission?

Sounds like either a bad marketing ploy, or a text writer who needs to be slapped a bit around with a large trout.