Basically you get to "tag" other people with a set of predefined labels, or create your own. And you can attach an image and a little description to your Social Me profile. Currently, this is me :
PUNY HUMANS!!Nick, 36 / male
Graaaboch Prime
About Me:
I will destroy you all!
Who I'd like to meet:
A female earthling, who in return will be spared the obliteration in store for this pathetic planet.
- not really something to be taken serious, right? Well apparently someone do. Yes there IS in fact places on this very earth where people with absolutely no sense of humor reside.
Just a few minutes after updating my profile to the above, some silly brat tagged me with this little nugget : "freak-nd-pathetic". Obviously I couldn't let this slide, so I wrote a little note to her, on the Social Me mail system... here's a transcript of the following communication :
Me (Alien Overlord) :
Inferior human!
You have been sentenced to work in the dark mines of Nylaarrfn for a period of no less than five billion years.
Her (Primate of less importance) :
RE:Inferior human! Her (Primate of less importance) :
yr freak grow up nd act yr age nt yr shoesize!!
Me :
Me :
RE:Inferior human!
SILENCE! Superior lifeforms have no need for pathetic footwear. Puny human with footwear obsession, should learn how to properly operate a computer input device, instead of argueing with those of a superior intelligence.
Her :
Her :
RE:Inferior human!
u finko OH ND GET A RAZOR U NUT CASE
Her (again) :
Her (again) :
RE:Inferior human!
ND I WONT BE SILENT 4 BIG HEADED FREAKS LIK U!!!!!
Me :
Me :
RE:Inferior human!
Female earthling seems aggrevated. Apparently concepts like humor and irony are wasted on humans. Pity.
Her :
Her :
RE:Inferior human!
sado go bck 2 planet zork u dork fuck off
Me :
Me :
RE:Inferior human!
Foul language and profanity will not be tolerated under the new earth administration. Disobedient primates will be sent to correctional facilities upon our arrival.
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- end of transcript. I guess she finally accepted her pityfull fate.
(Cue ominous music and laughter)...
*edit* - By popular demand - here's another one.
She didn't have a tantrum like the above one and somewhat tried to play along it seems. Nevertheless here's my response to her tagging me as "Ridiculous":
Me :
Her :
Me :
Her :
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- end of transcript. I guess she finally accepted her pityfull fate.
(Cue ominous music and laughter)...
*edit* - By popular demand - here's another one.
She didn't have a tantrum like the above one and somewhat tried to play along it seems. Nevertheless here's my response to her tagging me as "Ridiculous":
Me :
I am superior!
My race will eat insubordinate humans for afternoon snacks! Be warned inferior being!
Her :
RE:I am superior!
naturally...
Me :
Her :Me :
RE:I am superior!
Good good. You seem to have come to your senses. There is hope for you after all...
RE:I am superior!
I already am THE superior race, so you must obey me...
Me :
RE:I am superior!
Lies! You obviously lack the clearly visible mental gland common in highly evolved species. Your head is still covered with primate remains.
Her :
RE:I am superior!
you keep thinking that
Me :
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- end of transcript. Fun fun fun :D
Me :
RE:I am superior!
SILENCE!! Thinking is but another primate remain. We, the omnipotent, fold time and space with our mental glands. In comparison, the biggest human mental achievement, is the folding of cutlery. Trivial, mundane and a typical human display of lacking visions.
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- end of transcript. Fun fun fun :D
